the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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