Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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