I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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