hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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