good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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