did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
