I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
