I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Sorry my hands just texted you
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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