he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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