Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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