Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Randomize
