yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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