I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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