Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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