I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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