I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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