I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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