Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Randomize
