i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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