i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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