all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
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