I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
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