Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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