white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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