i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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