i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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