i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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