Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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