i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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