Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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