So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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