This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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