we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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