Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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