these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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