i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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