we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Randomize
