I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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