im gay
i know
yea but for you.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Drake has all the answers
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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