So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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