...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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