oh god the rape fog is back!
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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