Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
You're like the curious george of whores
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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