question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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