careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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