he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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