Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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