There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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