I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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