did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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