Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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