we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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