She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Randomize