Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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