When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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