I'm lost and stupid without you.
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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