Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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