So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
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