is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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