You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I cut my penus on the lid.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
